Tony’s Blog

This story is a science-fiction and fantasy story using the elements building “A Wrinkle in Time”. This is near a place called Dubai, in a camp in the middle east, so you can imagine it as a hot, sandy place. Actually, we were in a mountainous place, just to let you know. Enjoy!

The TRUE Goat-Man

One day, in the valley near the North Star camp, me and some friends were walking together in a line. The temperature was just right. Around me were the brown mountains of the UAE. Trees were spread out. The patches of green grass made the scene delightful. We walked through the dirt and grass, heading back, talking and blabbering.
Then, we heard a noise behind us, a claca-claca-claca-claca behind us, and a faint hip-hip-hip-hip. We turned around. AAAARGGG!!! I couldn’t believe it. The Goat-Man stood right in front of us. Instead of the Pan look, only the legs goat, he was more like a centaur, the bottom body a goat, then a ripped body of a man. Then next to him was what looked like his son. The Goat-Man was wearing what looked like Darth Vader’s mask, and his kid wore an incredibly small hat.
“HaHaHa! I can’t believe it! The world will finally be gone!” He took out what looked to be a sniper and shot at us. Luckily, I was in the back of the line, and dodged it. To bad for the others though.
“Why will the world be gone?!” I shouted. Bad mistake.
“Who said? Ah, obviously you survived. If you must know, it starts here…
“It all began when I was born. I started eating grass. And more. And more. And more until I got crazy! Then, I started eating goats and other farm animals. Too easy to kill, and are real chewy. I wanted game. So I started to eat panthers and cheetahs and hyenas. If you think you killed ‘em of, go back to school. Anyway, I got bored of Earth food. So I said to myself “Kill the Earthlings!” Me mum’s have Pluto. So I hijacked a plane to the USA and broke into NASA headquarters. Superhuman strength rules I tell ya. Any way, I found a top secret space portal and went to a galaxy far far away” explained the Goat-Man.
“Are you a loonatic?” I screamed. I couldn’t believe this. Then I went unconscious. I woke up on a ship. The place was swarming with people with grayish greenish uniforms with small hats. Weird. Then the Goat-Man’s kid came up to me and took me to the controls room.
“Ah, you woke up. Come to me and I will show how I will destroy the world,” said the Goat-Man.
“Hey, we’re heading towards our own moon!” I exclaimed.
“That’s no moon, that’s a station…” said the Goat-Man.
“Ya, that’s a…”
My heart missed a beat. I couldn’t breathe. That was… The Death Star. THE DEATH STAR?! Oh my god!
“I forgot to tell you. When I went in the space portal, I went to a galaxy far far away. I saw this huge station. People said it could blow up a planet. Perfect. I took out Darth Vader and took his suit and took over the Death Star. How I hid my rear is none of your business. I brought it to Earth and now I plan to blow it up!” explained the Goat-Man. His reason was terrible, his actions were terrible, and his breath was terrible. And we’re all gonna die!
“Fire at will!” shouted the Goat-Man.
Firing in five(oooh)four(glurk)three(Aaaah)two(AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!)one…
“Tony wake up! Time for breakfast!”